Do I get to see the anus or the person beforehand?
Sure, but I think I'd rather just do it blind folded, hold my breath during the process, and then have a gallon of Listerine on hand to wash my mouth for next 30 minutes afterwards. Just imagine getting one with a load of major tainted hemorrhoids hanging out. Mmmmm.....Deeeee'licious! The again, a "random" stranger could turn out to be some super hottie like Megan Fox and then you'd be like- "No! Let me earn my five grand! I should hold my tongue there for at least an hour!"
Press your tongue against some random strangers raw anus for five seconds? I'll have to think about this one...I could use $5000 cash....lol.
Why do I post shit like this? People are going to think I'm weird! And God forbid aliens really are monitoring us...what the hell are they going to think? lol Hell, I never even thought about God reading my posts....how the hell am I going to explain this trying to get through the purely gates? Not going to be easy I'll tell you guys that!