If Jesus died for your sins...

Then I fart for your sins... Yea I've been trying to eat a little healthier, raw vegetables, etc. and have been noticing an inflation in my fart output (probably the broccoli) and can hold a longer gas output duration for a more intense rectum vibration effect. They key is to loosen the sphincter just enough to let a good current flow of gas output but not so much that you blow your ass out in just a few milliseconds and blow solid waste onto your under-doods causing a stain reaction. I've also noticed a more potent aroma stench increase by up to 26%! Gettin' high on your own supply... So that means more sin forgiveness per fart capital. Now I just have to part the sea and walk through it or did they walk on top of it back in the sin forgiveness days? I'll have to do more research on that part. But that's where I draw the line... I'm not going to nail myself to a cross even though that has a higher sin forgiveness rate, but a slow painful death and I'm not about that life, lol. But I will play the safer bet with smaller returns and less risk by just sacrificing my internal smelly combustion for your sins. You can now sleep sound knowing that I had your sins forgiven. What's your guys professional opinion?  Trading methane for sins?