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Post by Emig5m on Apr 5, 2019 18:40:17 GMT -5
It's crazy to think that we're all potentially guilty... Ya know what I mean... If you've ever had a pet (male) Hamster you know you've touched his nuts more than once! Totally accidental of course! Can't help it! The scale size of a Hamsters fuzzy nuggets of love would be the equivalent of a humanoid having nuts the size watermelons! Hamsters have huge nuts to the scale of their body size! Personally I think they're hacking! But anyhow, you know you can't pick up your pet Hamster and not at least "accidentally" make contact with his fuzzy nuggets of love! No homo....just no way around it! That's why I only get female pets anymore....I don't like touching or even just looking at nuts! Not even little rodent nuts! Fuck that shit....when I play with and pick up my pets I don't wanna be touchin' fuzzy love nuggets!
Thanks for reading and enjoying another insightful and quality thought process by yours truly, Emig5m! W00t!~! Peace!@
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2019 19:14:28 GMT -5
It's crazy to think that we're all potentially guilty... Ya know what I mean... If you've ever had a pet (male) Hamster you know you've touched his nuts more than once! Totally accidental of course! Can't help it! The scale size of a Hamsters fuzzy nuggets of love would be the equivalent of a humanoid having nuts the size watermelons! Hamsters have huge nuts to the scale of their body size! Personally I think they're hacking! But anyhow, you know you can't pick up your pet Hamster and not at least "accidentally" make contact with his fuzzy nuggets of love! No homo....just no way around it! That's why I only get female pets anymore....I don't like touching or even just looking at nuts! Not even little rodent nuts! Fuck that shit....when I play with and pick up my pets I don't wanna be touchin' fuzzy love nuggets!
Thanks for reading and enjoying another insightful and quality thought process by yours truly, Emig5m! W00t!~! Peace!@
I recall a similar story I heard years ago. One of my sister's ex-boyfriends, while he was serving in the Army, saw a rat with unbelievably & hilariously huge nuts (relative to its overall body size). |
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Post by Cop on Apr 6, 2019 2:16:59 GMT -5
Hamster nuts and Ariana Grande... ...just admit you're gay and get it over with, Jeez...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2019 13:49:15 GMT -5
Hamster nuts and Ariana Grande... ...just admit you're gay and get it over with, Jeez... |
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Post by Emig5m on Apr 6, 2019 15:28:02 GMT -5
lol...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2019 13:35:42 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2019 13:42:55 GMT -5
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Post by Emig5m on Apr 11, 2019 10:39:46 GMT -5
LMAO...  |
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Post by ForRealTho on Apr 11, 2019 16:15:18 GMT -5
Semi related but one of my sisters is convinced her ex-husband was closet gay. He was the most over the top masculine douchebag I have ever met and the kind of army dude that makes people hate dudes in the army. If you mentioned anything to do with gayness around him he would go into a frothing at the mouth rage. This was the 90s and if Elton John/Ellen DeGeneres or any other out celebs were on he would go on a fucking rant. If you told a stupid gay joke around him like "I'm out of beer money, better go suck some dicks" he would flip out "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THAT ISNT FUCKING FUNNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Also my sister would catch him jerking off in the shower then say he wasn't in the mood for sex. Why jack off in the shower when you have your wife ready and willing to go? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 16:57:16 GMT -5
Semi related but one of my sisters is convinced her ex-husband was closet gay. He was the most over the top masculine douchebag I have ever met and the kind of army dude that makes people hate dudes in the army. If you mentioned anything to do with gayness around him he would go into a frothing at the mouth rage. This was the 90s and if Elton John/Ellen DeGeneres or any other out celebs were on he would go on a fucking rant. If you told a stupid gay joke around him like "I'm out of beer money, better go suck some dicks" he would flip out "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THAT ISNT FUCKING FUNNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Also my sister would catch him jerking off in the shower then say he wasn't in the mood for sex. Why jack off in the shower when you have your wife ready and willing to go? Of course, closet gays exist. But you never really know what's going on in a person's head. He might get agitated because he's a closet gay OR because he's intensely bigoted against gays (but still straight himself). Also, after he's done jerkin his gerkin, he wouldn't be in the mood (probably not for another 24-48 hours). Or are you saying she offered sex first, he declined, and then he took care of it by himself? lol Even then, that doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. The relationship/feelings might just no longer be what they used to. My sister's husband admitted he jerks off. I'm pretty sure Cop mentioned he does too and he's married. I suspect that married dudes do this for various reasons... because their wives don't put out whenever the husband wants sex, or the wife has health issues (like my sister), or the emotional bonds aren't what they used to be and/or replaced with hate/bitterness. My last ex-gf was increasingly disrespectful and she showed less desire for me (later on in the relationship). As that was happening, I picked up on her ques and I gradually lost interest in her. Most normal dudes want his woman/women to show interest & respect for him. If she doesn't and the romance gets replaced with needless drama, he'll lose interest for her. I've listened to a few "Tom Leykis" programs on youtube and he said something along the lines, only rapists are interested in women that don't return interest. Also, if you have to work hard to make a relationship work, it isn't a good relationship to begin with. Of course, most marriages take lots of work to keep it going long-term. I suppose that's why he (Tom) advocates that most men shouldn't get married. I've been thinking about his advice and he makes a lot of sense. Women get resources out of marriage and men get sex. However, women tend to put out less (to the husband anyway) after married. Thus, marriage is clearly a one-sided equation where women gain the most and men generally lose. Because if the man has any "game" (as Tom calls it), he'd get more sex by staying single and not bear the financial risks (if the marriage doesn't work out). With a 50+% divorce rate and marriage not having many benefits (for men), marriage is a big risk (for men). I could see wanting to get married if the man wants kids. But if it ends in divorce, odds are stacked against him because the courts overwhelmingly side with women in regards to custody rights and finances (child support, alimony). |
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Post by ForRealTho on Apr 11, 2019 17:32:58 GMT -5
Also, after he's done jerkin his gerkin, he wouldn't be in the mood (probably not for another 24-48 hours). Or are you saying she offered sex first, he declined, and then he took care of it by himself? lol She would hear him in the shower jerking it, then she would try and initiate and he would be like "not tonight not in the mood". He had a ready and willing wife and he chose that instead. Its a really long story he was a strange dude. This was the 1990s, remember that tom hanks movie Philadelphia? She had it on and he came down and saw it and was on and was like "TURN THIS FAGGOT SHIT OFF!" like it was over the top homophobia. |
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Post by Cop on Apr 13, 2019 9:48:30 GMT -5
She would hear him in the shower jerking it, then she would try and initiate and he would be like "not tonight not in the mood". Of course not, he just came... Don't know the specifics of course so it's hard to judge the situation but we can at least agree the dude is a complete douche for being as homophobic as he seems to be. Why he'd prefer to jerk it instead of having sex with his wife, who knows, maybe her pussy smells really bad. The woman I work with nowadays, I used to find kind of attractive 15 years ago when she first started working there (in a different department) but having been close to her for the past few years in our QC lab I can honestly say I would not have sex with her even if she asked me to. Goddamned, she has a potent vagina, especially when she's on her period. You can literally smell the rank fishy odor from 2 meters away. I can not even imagine how you could be in the same bed as her an entire night when she's on the rag. The smell that must be lingering underneath the covers...  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 15:34:12 GMT -5
Even if she smelled like roses, you shouldn't bother with her anyway. There's a saying... Don't shit where you eat. I think this saying applies to lots of things, including (not) banging chicks where you work. lol For dudes that are married or considering getting married, consider putting a hidden stash of money aside. This is advice I read in comments on YT videos from dudes who've been married and were financially wiped out (oftentimes, even to the point of homelessness) in divorce court by their greedy & vindictive ex's. With the 50+% divorce rate and a legal system that takes men to the cleaners even if the men have done nothing wrong, not taking any financial precautions is like playing Russian roulette (but with worse odds). I heard that (physical) gold & silver and cryptocurrencies are great ways to stash savings and prevent divorce court from forcing you to hand it over to your ex. Of course, the value of marriage (from a man's pov) is questionable at best. Women these days don't contribute much to a relationship or marriage beyond sex. Feminism has taught them that they shouldn't cook, clean or even clean up their own messes, be supportive/encouraging, or generally do anything nice for men. By taking away all of the traditional advantages (in marriage) for men, besides sex, that means marriage has virtually no advantages for men. Also, when the wife hits "the wall", the man isn't likely going to want have much sex with her anyway. So the advantages in staying single are huge for men. As for the men's main advantage in having a relationship that feminism allows or finds acceptable (i.e. sex), men (with "game") can get more sex by staying single in the first place. It seems as though the whole feminist ideology works towards destroying traditional family and, in the end, creates more problems for everybody (including women). By making the prospect of marriage undesirable to men, fewer men choose to get married. Thus, feminism and its supporters end up screwing themselves in the process (because they still seek & want the advantages they gain from marriage). Well, Patrick Stewart married a woman who's just hitting or approaching the wall. Of course, him probably having one foot in the grave (being in his late 70's), it's not that bad of deal for him.  www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5342821/Patrick-Stewart-77-stares-39-year-old-wife-cleavage.html |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2019 13:57:00 GMT -5
A core belief/assumption in our society seems to be "it's usually the man's fault when a marriage ends in divorce." Yeah, sure it is. /sarcasm When you tell a woman or feminist (including white-knight male cucks) that 70% of women initiate divorces, their response is something along the lines "the man probably cheated." Sure, that happens in many situations. However, the assumption that that's always (or even, most often) the case and women never leave (without just cause... i.e. the man screwed up) is flawed. It's another feminist cop-out trying to absolve all women from responsibility & accountability for their own actions. The stats don't lie, people. Here's some more interesting stats to ponder. lol www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/lesbian-couples-more-likely-divorced-male-same-sex-marriages-uk-ons-figures-a8006741.html |
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Post by Coolverine on Apr 25, 2019 22:20:36 GMT -5
I wasn't sure where to put this, but this thread seemed like an appropriate place for some reason.
So, I quit smoking a while back and recently I've noticed that my dick has gotten a little bit bigger since. I looked it up on Google, didn't find much but a few forum posts and even an article saying that it does happen. If anyone ever needed a reason to quit smoking, I think that's a good one.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2019 11:20:56 GMT -5
I wasn't sure where to put this, but this thread seemed like an appropriate place for some reason. So, I quit smoking a while back and recently I've noticed that my dick has gotten a little bit bigger since. I looked it up on Google, didn't find much but a few forum posts and even an article saying that it does happen. If anyone ever needed a reason to quit smoking, I think that's a good one. |
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Post by Coolverine on Apr 28, 2019 19:53:44 GMT -5
Makes sense, more bloodflow throughout the entire body.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2019 15:12:21 GMT -5
Makes sense, more bloodflow throughout the entire body. Exactly. Anything that improves bloodflow (especially, avoiding clogged arteries as you age through healthy diet & exercise) has a similar impact. Too much alcohol causes limp-d!ck too. Also, alcohol impairs the CNS (central nervous system), which interferes with sex drive for men (since sex drive is something regulated by the CNS). |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2019 19:38:07 GMT -5
She would hear him in the shower jerking it, then she would try and initiate and he would be like "not tonight not in the mood". Of course not, he just came... Don't know the specifics of course so it's hard to judge the situation but we can at least agree the dude is a complete douche for being as homophobic as he seems to be. Why he'd prefer to jerk it instead of having sex with his wife, who knows, maybe her pussy smells really bad. The woman I work with nowadays, I used to find kind of attractive 15 years ago when she first started working there (in a different department) but having been close to her for the past few years in our QC lab I can honestly say I would not have sex with her even if she asked me to. Goddamned, she has a potent vagina, especially when she's on her period. You can literally smell the rank fishy odor from 2 meters away. I can not even imagine how you could be in the same bed as her an entire night when she's on the rag. The smell that must be lingering underneath the covers... Youtuber "AaronClarey" offers his incite regarding this topic... Women know what men want. |
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2019 11:06:59 GMT -5
Even if she smelled like roses, you shouldn't bother with her anyway. There's a saying... Don't shit where you eat. I think this saying applies to lots of things, including (not) banging chicks where you work. lol For dudes that are married or considering getting married, consider putting a hidden stash of money aside. This is advice I read in comments on YT videos from dudes who've been married and were financially wiped out (oftentimes, even to the point of homelessness) in divorce court by their greedy & vindictive ex's. With the 50+% divorce rate and a legal system that takes men to the cleaners even if the men have done nothing wrong, not taking any financial precautions is like playing Russian roulette (but with worse odds). I heard that (physical) gold & silver and cryptocurrencies are great ways to stash savings and prevent divorce court from forcing you to hand it over to your ex. Of course, the value of marriage (from a man's pov) is questionable at best. Women these days don't contribute much to a relationship or marriage beyond sex. Feminism has taught them that they shouldn't cook, clean or even clean up their own messes, be supportive/encouraging, or generally do anything nice for men. By taking away all of the traditional advantages (in marriage) for men, besides sex, that means marriage has virtually no advantages for men. Also, when the wife hits "the wall", the man isn't likely going to want have much sex with her anyway. So the advantages in staying single are huge for men. As for the men's main advantage in having a relationship that feminism allows or finds acceptable (i.e. sex), men (with "game") can get more sex by staying single in the first place. It seems as though the whole feminist ideology works towards destroying traditional family and, in the end, creates more problems for everybody (including women). By making the prospect of marriage undesirable to men, fewer men choose to get married. Thus, feminism and its supporters end up screwing themselves in the process (because they still seek & want the advantages they gain from marriage). Wow, U.L. really nailed this topic. |
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