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Post by BT on Feb 14, 2017 7:24:29 GMT -5
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Post by Cop on Feb 14, 2017 11:01:44 GMT -5
At work there's a guy that literally smells like shit. He doesn't have a driver's license so he used to ride with other people but they've all told him enough is enough eventually. One told him flat out he had to take a shower after work if he wanted to keep riding with him. He didn't. Another one's wife told her husband he couldn't pick up that guy anymore because when she got into their car the next day she gagged from the smell that still lingered...
I have little contact with the guy personally (thank god) but my buddy does and he says it's 10x worse still if he opens his mouth and starts talking. The smell emanating from that is unbearable. I do remember one instance, in the break room, I was standing on the exact place he'd been sitting for 20 minutes (which I didn't realise), flipping through a newspaper and I noticed a lingering smell. At first I thought it was the newspaper and then it hit me where I was standing. Ugh! Got out of there in a hurry.
So yeah, I picked cheese, it's the only smell that could be considered to not be completely horrible... ...depending on the cheese, but still way less offensive than shit or piss...
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Post by Cop on Feb 14, 2017 11:15:38 GMT -5
Right, I've got a piss/period story as well. The woman I'm working with now emits a strong odour when she's on her period. A pissy/fishy smell than lingers around her and in the places she's been standing. I know the smell, I can smell it when my wife is on her period: when I push my nose down in her crotch and take a deep breath there's a whiff of that same smell... ...but it certainly isn't noticable from anywhere else, let alone from a distance or lingering in the air in the place she'd been standing a minute ago. I dread those days because there's little I can do to escape from it, we have to share that lab space. I can only imagine what their bedroom/bed must smell like after a night of that...  |
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Post by Coolverine on Feb 15, 2017 17:24:59 GMT -5
All of the above?
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Post by ForRealTho on Feb 16, 2017 2:45:42 GMT -5
At work there's a guy that literally smells like shit. Why haven't one of your bosses done anything about this? I have zero tolerance for shit smelling people. Back in my LAN party days some kid showed up who smelled like 100 old dirty gym socks and ballsack. Told his friend not to bring him around anymore. No excuse. |
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Post by Cop on Feb 16, 2017 12:27:05 GMT -5
Why haven't one of your bosses done anything about this? It's not really a problem at his workplace. It's not like he's in a cubicle or something, sitting among others. He's working on a noisy, smelly factory floor amongst chemicals and other strong odours, usually by himself at what basically is a huge mixer... |
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Post by BT on Feb 16, 2017 17:56:56 GMT -5
That shit is ripe for superhero genesis, I'd cross my fingers he falls in one day!
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Post by Cop on Feb 17, 2017 10:27:59 GMT -5
You're right, he could become the fearsome CAULK-MAN!  |
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Post by maniac on Feb 17, 2017 16:42:36 GMT -5
I lived in a dorm once a long time ago for half a year and heard a story from the previous semester about these 2 hippies that shared a room with each other. They both decided that taking showers wasn't "natural" and just stopped doing it. The smell was gradual, like after 2 weeks you could really start to smell them when a little close to them. After about 2 months you could smell the nastiness as you walked past their room with their door closed. Eventually the RA told them they had to clean themselves and their room or they would get kicked out. Still no action. A group of dudes that lived in their hall decided to take matters into their own hands one day and basically just grabbed the two of them, forced them into the shower with their clothes on and started to wash them. Like they had plastic gloves on and everything and literally washed their hair and soaped up their bodies without taking their clothes off. Not really sure what came of all that after the fact though.
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Post by BT on Feb 17, 2017 21:55:34 GMT -5
Sound like fucking trustafarians to me mate... "Washing isn't natural!"
Even cats (who by and large hate exposure to water) fucking wash themselves.
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Post by Cop on Feb 18, 2017 10:44:57 GMT -5
Yeah, with their own saliva, yuck...
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Post by Emig5m on Mar 4, 2017 0:36:17 GMT -5
Right, I've got a piss/period story as well. The woman I'm working with now emits a strong odour when she's on her period. A pissy/fishy smell than lingers around her and in the places she's been standing. I know the smell, I can smell it when my wife is on her period: when I push my nose down in her crotch and take a deep breath there's a whiff of that same smell... ...but it certainly isn't noticable from anywhere else, let alone from a distance or lingering in the air in the place she'd been standing a minute ago. I dread those days because there's little I can do to escape from it, we have to share that lab space. I can only imagine what their bedroom/bed must smell like after a night of that... I fingered this girl one time and God strike me dead if I'm lying, even after washing my hand for the 6th time I could still smell her aromacides on my fingers the next morning....lol. I literally had to soak my hand in gasoline to cover up the taint. My poor right pointer finger got the worst of it, lol.  |
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Post by ForRealTho on Mar 4, 2017 2:26:28 GMT -5
]I fingered this girl one time Wait you stuck your fingers where she pees from?!?!?Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! |
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Post by Cop on Mar 4, 2017 9:55:39 GMT -5
Be glad you didn't go down on her then and have that smell linger light underneath your nose. Bit harder to soak your face in gas.  |
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Post by BT on Nov 21, 2017 13:19:24 GMT -5
Going back to the guy at your work Cop, is it actually "shit" the smell? Having just re-read this thread and your comment about it being bad when they opened their mouth reminded me of the existence of Ketones; which iirc I learnt about not in school but by reading Chuck Palahniuk...
"Ketone bodies are three water-soluble molecules (acetoacetate, beta-hydroxybutyrate, and their spontaneous breakdown product, acetone) that are produced by the liver from fatty acids[1] during periods of low food intake (fasting), carbohydrate restrictive diets, starvation, prolonged intense exercise,[2], alcoholism or in untreated (or inadequately treated) type 1 diabetes mellitus.
Ketone bodies have a characteristic smell, which can easily be detected in the breath of persons in ketosis and ketoacidosis. It is often described as fruity or like nail polish remover (which usually contains acetone or ethyl acetate)."
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Post by Emig5m on Dec 27, 2017 23:40:17 GMT -5
I wont even get into bed without a shower (can't stand the feeling of "sticking" to the covers/sheets). And I notice I sleep better after a shower.
I wash my ass with a soapy rag after shitting, and I dig in extra deep to make sure I get all the embedded contamination out, lol. This way you can fart without fear of stainage. Pure gas flow with no solids blowing out, lol. This really started over two things 1) this one girl I slept with wouldn't let you sleep with her unless your ass was clean enough to put your own hand in your crack and smell it (not joking, lol) and 2) more than one person sitting on my couch and leaving shit smell on the seating area, lol. These events turned my into a clean asshole! With a clean ass, you can fap and sweat in your chair and it will remain smelling fresh! No joke, it really does work! lol.
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Post by Cop on Dec 28, 2017 4:29:31 GMT -5
I started using wet wipes over a decade ago. Can't believe how shitty my ass used to be before.
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