Post by Emig5m on Jan 22, 2018 9:06:22 GMT -5
My dream starts as I spawn on a multiplayer map but it's my real life house and not a computer generated map. The object of the game is to shoot as many bugs as you can with your mini remote controlled drone. The larger the bug, the more points. So I spawn in the master bedroom and my friend spawns on the other end of the house so I'm thinking I already have the upper hand since I spawned in the room with the largest and most bugs but my strategy is to run straight away to the living room, start there, and work my way backwards to my spawn point so that I can clean up and leave more empty area for my opponent as he moves towards me. So I ignore the bugs in my room and go right to the living room and see a cockroach running under a chair so I start shooting it with my mini drone and get it. I don't see any more bugs under the chair so I look under the couch and see a silhouette of a snake neck and head and I'm like OH SHIT WTF, a SNAKE in my house??? Worrying that it might be poisonous I stop playing the game and crab my flashlight and shine it under the couch, I don't see the snake anymore. As I'm bent over looking for the snake I feel something pressing VERY hard into my anus through my shorts. I turn my head to see what it is and it's the snake trying to get into my ass! Luckily it's not a poisonous snake but my pet ball python got out of it's cage. So in a state of confusion I'm trying to figure out why the snake is trying to get into my asshole and my initial thought is that it's a cold blooded creature looking for a warm place to sleep and warm up and you know snakes, they see a lot with their heat sensors in their beaks and was probably just going for the hottest and warmest part of my body to crawl in and chill out, no foul play intended, it just sensed warmth and had nothing to so specifically with wanting to get into a anus, lol. Then I woke up.
So did I have a weird dream or was it just a normal run of the mill nothing too strange or out of the ordinary dream? And what do our dreams tell us about our true inner selves? lol...
So did I have a weird dream or was it just a normal run of the mill nothing too strange or out of the ordinary dream? And what do our dreams tell us about our true inner selves? lol...