HOLY MOTHER FUCKING RANCID PV$$Y!!! I HAVEN'T ATE MCDONALDS IN OVER A YEAR AND DECIDED TO GET A BIG MAC AND LARGE FRY TONIGHT AND HOLY FUCK DOES MY STOMACH HATE ME RIGHT NOW! WHAT FUCKING GARBAGE FUCKING FOOD!
It's not from the food, it's because the guy jizzed on it.
That's another one of my fears with those places. You roll through the drive through in a brand new Camaro and the minimum wager thinks what a douche in a nice car I should spit in his food because I think I deserve that car more than he does.....my life is miserable, and misery likes company....
I only buy three things from old Ronald - the hash browns, vanilla milkshakes and the value Double Cheeseburger... They've recently started installing automated order takers in the stores, normally I hate the things (Unexpected Item, Age Check, Tags) but if they hadn't I probably wouldn't know that I can add extra onion, gherkin, lettuce & mustard for free. The only drawback is the cheese is never melted enough when you eat one right away, it really does need to fester a little first.
BT: I guess I came to the wrong place for those...
Aug 13, 2017 22:04:20 GMT
Ronhel: Yeah no brains left here
Aug 14, 2017 19:53:26 GMT
Cop: My brain is in my penis, it sucks right out, go on, give it a try...
Aug 16, 2017 19:16:27 GMT
Cop: I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Oct 21, 2017 17:27:06 GMT
Zombie: So did you get the free sex?
Oct 23, 2017 1:18:04 GMT
Ronhel: We all want to know??
Oct 23, 2017 16:57:20 GMT
Cop: There is no such thing as free sex.
Oct 24, 2017 16:17:42 GMT
sj: Not true for all men, such as the actor who plays Thor (Hemsworth?). Last time I went to a movie, the Thor trailer was playing and the girls sitting one row over were having a conversation about him.
Oct 24, 2017 21:00:28 GMT
Ronhel: They talked about him so that was free sex? Damn I'm missing something here.
Oct 29, 2017 17:39:43 GMT
sj: Sure, they talked about how sexy they think he is - about his arms, etc. Seems to common regarding famous Actors, singers, sports pros, etc. Don't think good looks are required tho - they seem to throw themselves at men who they perceive as alpha males.
Nov 2, 2017 18:59:24 GMT
sj: Ironically, Hemsworth (or his character) talks about this topic (women throwing themselves at him) in one of the movies (Rush) he starred in.
Nov 2, 2017 19:01:47 GMT
Cop: Harvey Weinstein is currently paying for all that supposedly free sex he got in the '90s. Spacey's too. Like I said, no such thing as free sex.
Nov 5, 2017 15:46:47 GMT
sj: Certainly, if a man messes around too much with many women and especially if he abuses his position, it'll probably come back to bite him. I never meant to say or imply that there are some men who can do anything they want.
Nov 5, 2017 19:07:26 GMT
Svperstar: I ordered pizza last week and it got here in like 25 minutes, later I got an email that said "Sorry you pizza was so late here is a code for a free pizza on us". Score.
Jun 25, 2018 1:37:23 GMT
Svperstar: Daylight savings time turned the alarm on my phone off. Come on Samsung, the S9+ is a "flagship" You can do better then that.
Nov 5, 2018 16:16:21 GMT