There's too much to explain, but basically some company out there sold all these tickets costing thousands of dollars each to lots of people. They were promised a music festival with luxury accommodations on this private island in the Bahamas, but when they got there, the whole place was not even half-built and there were no bands or artists playing. There also wasn't enough food and water for nearly 2 days. People tried to leave, but all flights back were canceled and they were stranded there. A bunch of Victoria's Secret models and Ja Rule were promoting it, also Ja Rule was organizing a lot of it.
It didn't take long for those hipster yuppies to turn on each other, and start stealing from each other either. I read somewhere that it was originally supposed to take place on this other island that was a lot nicer, but that there was already this native Bahamas music festival going on, which made it impossible. They reportedly tried to ask the authorities of the Bahamas to re-schedule, which of course they refused and pointed out how arrogant and blind they were for asking that. So at the last minute, the ones organizing it tried to move it to another island that wasn't as nice, which is why the whole place was left unfinished and with next to no security. The stands and tents and whatnot were also reportedly blowing over due to lots of wind. There were also a bunch of wild dogs and pigs on the island.
It's funny the official promo is still up, they haven't removed it. Either they are delusional and think this is still gonna happen or they forgot to take it down:
Those Victoria's Secret models were reportedly paid $250,000 (each) just to advertise it on Twitter, plus they got free VIP tickets to the thing... Then were told at the very last minute to not go, meanwhile they let everyone else arrive at the island. Maybe Ja Rule and that douchey looking prick thought it would be funny. Only one of those models actually apologized for promoting it, I guess she actually has some sense of compassion.
Good. Last thing I read about was that smug looking prick trying to get all those lawsuits dismissed, I'm glad justice was served. I guess that means they won't be doing the festival next year like they said.
BT: I guess I came to the wrong place for those...
Aug 13, 2017 22:04:20 GMT
Ronhel: Yeah no brains left here
Aug 14, 2017 19:53:26 GMT
Cop: My brain is in my penis, it sucks right out, go on, give it a try...
Aug 16, 2017 19:16:27 GMT
Cop: I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Oct 21, 2017 17:27:06 GMT
Zombie: So did you get the free sex?
Oct 23, 2017 1:18:04 GMT
Ronhel: We all want to know??
Oct 23, 2017 16:57:20 GMT
Cop: There is no such thing as free sex.
Oct 24, 2017 16:17:42 GMT
sj: Not true for all men, such as the actor who plays Thor (Hemsworth?). Last time I went to a movie, the Thor trailer was playing and the girls sitting one row over were having a conversation about him.
Oct 24, 2017 21:00:28 GMT
Ronhel: They talked about him so that was free sex? Damn I'm missing something here.
Oct 29, 2017 17:39:43 GMT
sj: Sure, they talked about how sexy they think he is - about his arms, etc. Seems to common regarding famous Actors, singers, sports pros, etc. Don't think good looks are required tho - they seem to throw themselves at men who they perceive as alpha males.
Nov 2, 2017 18:59:24 GMT
sj: Ironically, Hemsworth (or his character) talks about this topic (women throwing themselves at him) in one of the movies (Rush) he starred in.
Nov 2, 2017 19:01:47 GMT
Cop: Harvey Weinstein is currently paying for all that supposedly free sex he got in the '90s. Spacey's too. Like I said, no such thing as free sex.
Nov 5, 2017 15:46:47 GMT
sj: Certainly, if a man messes around too much with many women and especially if he abuses his position, it'll probably come back to bite him. I never meant to say or imply that there are some men who can do anything they want.
Nov 5, 2017 19:07:26 GMT
Svperstar: I ordered pizza last week and it got here in like 25 minutes, later I got an email that said "Sorry you pizza was so late here is a code for a free pizza on us". Score.
Jun 25, 2018 1:37:23 GMT
Svperstar: Daylight savings time turned the alarm on my phone off. Come on Samsung, the S9+ is a "flagship" You can do better then that.
Nov 5, 2018 16:16:21 GMT